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Yes, I use Twitter, I Tweet, or whatever you call it. Could care less if some one who I follow, follows me back, no for real. Have of the people that I follow, don't have anything usful to say anyway. What they mainly do, and its females mainly that I follow, what they do is bash men. Of course the females that bash men are young, say between the ages of 22 and 25. I don't know for sure, but I can tell from what they say. Oh, things like men with some penises, don't know how to give good oral sex, shit like that. One day I jumped and and said that you wouldn't know what an orgasim was all about if it slapped you on your ass. That open a can of worms. I was then told that they would unfollow me, which they wasn't, and I told them so. I was then told like they would block me, like who gives a flying fuck if ONE person out of say, a GAZILLION others who are willing to accept me and my tweets. I guess that got them to thinking. They asked me what made me such a profesi...

I was invited to this health food slash eating right get together. Some nice people were there, made new contacts. All the food was organic, but I stuck mainly to the fresh juices made right in front of you. I didn't know what to get, so I asked the vendor to pick out something. And since I was going to be there for a couple of hours, I made it an extra large. This is where the alien part comes in. This jusice had about 3 different fruits, about 4 veggies, and some other stuff that's suppose to be good for the body. What this person didn't tell me was what they were giving me. A WARNING right now, I'm about to get graphic. WARNING WARNING !! I ate some breakfast this morning, and went back to sleep. Woke up again, took a shower, and had some kool aide...and the it happened. I RAN to the bathroom. It was like a, like water flowing, and it was GREEN !!! No shit, um, wrong choice of words, true shit...GREEN. And, when I thought it was ove, nope, it just kept right on comin...

Facebook. I remember when it first came out. I signed on, and felt that I was too old for this socila networking site. Back then, it was mostly for college kids, and since I never went to an actual college; away for 4 years, I thought I was out of place on this site. So my account went to sleep so to speak. Then a strange thing happened. Just like all things on the internet, it it evovled, it morphed into something completly what it was intended for. Family is mostly on mine, and some friends. I have an ex GF from 1980, from South Carolina as a friend, who is talking with the daughter of a cousin. The daughter's mother, I remember seeing when I was like 17 years old or so. To tell you the truth...hold up. I tried to get in touch with Moms to see who my cousin's daughter is, and which cousin it is, cause I can't really place the face to... I just not close with cousins and uncles, aunts, you know. But anyway they are chatting away on Facebook. To me FB is like Twitter, which...

...thinking some things over. Nothing in general, just some things. Things like...I've been way too tired lately. I mean I try and get enough sleep, but this little boy doesn't sleep at night and he runs his little truck across my door til 2am. I told his mother that he can't be doing this, but she..., it falls on deaf ears. Parent are numb to the noise that their little ones make, they are use to it. But, that would be ok if you were living in an apartment by yourself with your child. BUt if you're sharing a apartment, that's a different story. This kid just screams for no reason at all. Then what does she do, she goes out and buys him toys that make noise, battery operated toys with noise. So I'm in the process of looking for another place to live, I can't take this much longer. --michaelchappell

I am not feeling all that well right now --michaelchappell

Last summer she had came into the deli, wanting to order a 3 foot hero, but didn't want to pay 37 dollars for it. Wanted me to give her a discount too. I would have gave it to her, because of 2 reasons. One, she was young, about 25, 30 years old, and she was cute. 2, she also had a cute friend with her. But where she messed up at was getting on the deli managers case, all along munching on a bag of paotato chips, while she was high. She had this quality about her. Told me she could get me some work out at the Hamptons. Been there and done that already. I guess it was her first summer being out there. Fast forward to last night now. Still cute as ever, but this time I know she has a little 7 year old girl, and I think she is married. She comes in now only on sundays. Last night she came in and she asked me what I was listening to on my ipod. I told her Marilyn Manson's A Great Big White World. She liights into MM, he's this and that. I asked her did she like Michael Jackson,...