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Am I wrong for wanting, now mind you, I am a full blooded man. Am I wrong for wanting the duaghter also? No, not at the same time, but yes, in the same night. I mean her daughter... Not shabby at all. Nice shape, meaning not skinny and has curves. Those crazy color contacts in her eyes. Her Blondish red hair, which is a weave, a lace weave? Tats in the small of her lower back...looks like it was down on some one's back porch on a dare. But, sure as long as Red Fire Engines and dogs that pee on Fire Hydrants...I would do her until she started babbling like an idot. Strange shit too, she knows I will. Asked ne did I have any guys friends that wouldn't mind having her hang out at their crib for about a week and likes to have sex & smoke weed. I have no guy friends...wait, let me make a call.

...just don't think. THINK!! I too, some times at times don't just take a nano second to think before I react. I hear that voice, you know that voice that tells you sometimes...NO, DON'T !! Yeah, that one. I ignore it too, but not ALL the time. Listen, if any female and I do me ALL females. If you're going to meet a man you met online for the first time, there are warning signs. Some say, 'if he doesn't have a job...', no not that warning sign. The sign..he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife, no kids, or has this and that. Those freakin' signs. No, not the ones..he doesn't have a car. Hell a female wants a man to have a car so that she can always have a way to get from point A to Point B. I say this because my friend who I went to visit for the weekend, she is coming to visit me for a week. She is also bringing her daughter who met a man from the same website. But the day before, no 2 days before, they couldn't get a hold of him on his cell...

...I was fired from my job. To say I didn't see it coming, well that's not true. In the past, as with this job, I was having fun. Showing up to work an hour before time. being happy to be working with the people I was working with and doing my job. But all of that changed during the summer months. I started seeing things for the way there are. So, when the weather started turning cold, I was no longer having fun at work. This is what changed. I asked during the summer time that I wanted to be one of the Line Cooks. I was told by the Chef that the only way was if some one quit, got fired or left. # months later, some one got fired, a Line Cook. I was told to put in for the position when The Chef, by The Chef, when he came off of vacation. The day he returned< I told him I wanted to apply for the position. He told me that 'they' are going a different way to fill the spot. One, a graduate from a culinary school, and you have to speak Spanish & French. I thought ...

Clicked on her online, said I would come and see her, even though she was 7 hours away by bus. Okay, her profile picture...she is a big woman. Her profime picture...let's just say, the front...okay, layers. The back..oMFG!! Ass tight as all hell!! Should I get all graphic and turn this post into a Penthouse Letter to The Editor, make it hot and steamy, I should, but...no, not gonna do it. But I will say this to any woman who is reading this. Men, if you have a woman that you know who SHOULD read the following...please feel free to print it out and hand it to those woman, so that they should know. I'm gonna be honest. First let me say, 'I'm not afraid of no ghost'. Takes a lot to frighten me. The bigger they are, more of a challenge. See, she tried to scare me, ask me in a text, do I know how to 'stand up in it'. Stand up my ass, I ran a marathon on, around and in her ass. Average size woman and woman who are rail thin, take heed to what I am about to say....

...I clicked on her picture and read her profile. Then I clicked on her pictures...to see who she really is. Pictures say and tell a lot about a person. First let me say this, I'm quite sure I am not the only man alive that looks at a woman's ass, butt. You women know we do and so of you take a lot of pride on showing us men what a great looking ass you've got. Womenshow it off by the clothes they wear. Sure, some say that that's not the reason they wear such shape revealing clothes...BULLSHIT!! Which leads me to... I'm sorry, I was..I think I was born at night, but not last night. Some of you women...that shape of your ass, that defintion of YOUR ass, did not come from you working out and waching what you eat. How I know? Us men, well just look at your stomach, you enjoy eating and there is nothing wrong with that. True, in some women, its passed down from generation to generation in the women in their bloodline just to have, to e born with as they get older and ...

I don't even know why Cyber Monday still exsits. I mean during the year you find and can get eals online at any time of the year. I guess if you find something, order it, maybe...just maybe you will get it by Christmas time. I honestly think that some women get off on having 'virtual' friends, friends online. Not only men, but women too can be anything they want online. Its when the two personalities cross, meet in real life. Some think that NYC issuch a big place, when in fact its really small. Ya never know when some one knows. Do you sit back and watch it, them implode? Or, do you step up and say something. Me, I distance myself from the situation to save embarassment.