Twitter

Some people use Twitter for all the wrong reasons. I use it to get sh*t
off my chest. Can't yell at some people, so I Twit them. Its strange
though. Who follows me. Its mostly spam bots I think. I fioloow some
people, quite a bit of people really. Some have some decent stuff to
say, others.... They waste their time. Like the up and coming 'so-caled'
model. You look good in print, but when you Twitter..... Models should
be seen and not heard is what I say, well, not all of them. Just the
young ones.

I follow this cat called Sockington. This cat has some really strange,
real cat-like shit to say. Drives me crazy, has me laughing. I know its
not a real cat, but what this person twitters, its what a cat would say
if it could.

Another young lady, lives in California, I guess. Beatuiful looking, is
having men issues. Who would have figured that. I mention before she
goes out and drinks almost every weekend, if not every night. She
regrets it all the time, this is by what she Twits. But that doesn't
stop her from going out and doing it all over again.
--michaelchappell