It Feels Like an Alien Crawled Up Inside of Me

I was invited to this health food slash eating right get together. Some
nice people were there, made new contacts. All the food was organic, but
I stuck mainly to the fresh juices made right in front of you. I didn't
know what to get, so I asked the vendor to pick out something. And since
I was going to be there for a couple of hours, I made it an extra large.
This is where the alien part comes in.

This jusice had about 3 different fruits, about 4 veggies, and some
other stuff that's suppose to be good for the body. What this person
didn't tell me was what they were giving me. A WARNING right now, I'm
about to get graphic. WARNING WARNING !!

I ate some breakfast this morning, and went back to sleep. Woke up
again, took a shower, and had some kool aide...and the it happened. I
RAN to the bathroom. It was like a, like water flowing, and it was GREEN
!!! No shit, um, wrong choice of words, true shit...GREEN. And, when I
thought it was ove, nope, it just kept right on coming. So the card, and
material about what this group is about, I emailed them. She answered
right away.

First she said she was sorry, that the vendor should have told me what
he made for me. It didn't help she said that I had an extra large. But
what I had, was doing what it was meant to do...FLUSH my system. Oh it
flushed it alright, and it seems like, you know when your toliet get
stuck and it always running, you have to jiggle the handle. Well that's
me.

They are having another one next month, Aprul, and this woman I emailed
me wants to show up. Secret password...GREEN MONSTER. I guess she wants
to meet me cause I offered to email a picture of what was coming out of
me. No, she said that my email SHOWED a GREAT deal of concern. I guess
yours would too if you had what I had.
--michaelchappell