Wait a Minute

This guy I know, I always thought he was gay, not that there is anything
wrong with it. Well, he text me saying that he wanted to take me out to
dinner. So I called him and asked him what was really up. He tried to
play it off like all it is is dinner, nothing else. I tell him right. So
I come out and ask him, what, you want me to fuck you in the ass? That
opened a can of worms.

To be honest, I'm not gonna lie, never did a guy before or anything. I'm
not gay or even bi have you. So I tell him, if my dick gets hard, you're
fucked. I don't know why I said that to him cause he goes into saying oh
I can get it right and shit. I don't think so. Dinner is planned 2weeks
from today. Then he says, oh you're a cook, how about he buys the food,
and I make it. I tell him no, you invited me out to dinner, that's where
we are going.

Hour later, a female coworker of his calls me, she knows me too. Says
can she come along for dinner too? So I explain to her what this guy is
trying to do, she tells me she knows, that he asks her to come along
too. Then she ask me if I'm gonna go ahead with it if things get heated
up. I ask her will she be in the bed room too? She ask me do I want her
there...YES !! Now she is looking forward to this night, tells me don't
chicken out. From what I remember of her, she finer than frog hair, so
its gonna def be on between her and I, him and me..now that's a
different story.

He text me back with all this shit about, how he can't wait, that he
doesn't want her, he just wants me, but he will let me enjoy her to a
certain point, then I have to switch to him. First of all, aint nothing
going in my ass. 2nd, don't know what's gonna happen between him and I,
we will see.
--michaelchappell