Friday, April 26, 2013

Stuff I Learned This Week.

...not to really give a flying fuck about anything but SELF. ...and I don't mean that in a bad way either.

Its funny, your coworkers treat you different from say... our Supervisor. I mean he is a cool guy. He puts his pants on the same I do, breathe the same air I do and also bleed red blood as I do. But you wanna know what, if you as an employee has to kiss his ass every time he walks in the room, it one of 2 things. One, you have been at that job way too fuckin' long, and 2, you like kissing ass.

I'm quick to tell, well just about any one this. Of course this is after I am hired and my 90 day probation s over with and or I have 6 months on the job. 'Your worst nightmare was hiring me'. I work with and around food. Anything that has to do with food, be it reservations, catering, ordering, cooking, resupplying...I KNOW THAT SHIT like I know the back of my hand. I've been told, no ask, why I am not a Manager? Fuck telling people what to do, fuck supervision PERIOD! Why tell or supervise when YOU CAN DO !! I make YOU look good. I give you the feeling that you don't have to worry if I am on duty, everything is 'frostie', chill, I got it. You can walk away knowing this. But then, there are your coworkers.

Rule of Thumb. If you been at ANY job for more than, say 2 years and are still there, you're wasting your time, and or, you're just a lazy ass. And, you go your own thing, hustle on the2 side at the job. Like today, in the kitchen, kitchen staff are given a meal free of charge. Not working in the kitchen, you pay. I get asked by 2 coworkers am I going to eat my meal for lunch damned near every day. They aren't asking for my dietary needs, no, they are hustling my meal to other employees. All meals are accounted for, down to the last ounce, Chef don't play that shit. I'm learning Portion Control from him, something I never knew about, but did, but not on this level. So since I found out that they are hsutling, I take my meal, take one bite and then trash it. Pisses them off too...fuck em.

Saw one employee in her street clothes before she clocked in, this is what I notice and took in in less that 15 seconds. Makeup..perfect. I was standing less that 56 inches from her, looking into her eyes, her face. And, she didn't back away either, she is a tease, but she kno1w what she is working with. Breathed inher scent, not to strong, different. She turn to leave...slowly. allowing me to KNOW that she had ona G string...and those jeans, caught every curve in all the right places too. Saw her at lunch time and tried to get a word in with her, she looked my way, but too many 'Bears' were around the 'Honey'. They looked my way and I got some Murder One looks. They can eat shit for all I care. You know how sometimes you wish a stupid motherfucker would just say something stupid to you so you can go 'tha fuck off' on them. My day will soon come. She checked my bag on the way out when I left for the day/weekend. Told me to stay out of trouble and asked what I was doing this weekend. Told her, wish I were doing you.

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