I Went, I 'Came', and I Left.

Clicked on her online, said I would come and see her, even though she was 7 hours away by bus.

Okay, her profile picture...she is a big woman. Her profime picture...let's just say, the front...okay, layers. The back..oMFG!! Ass tight as all hell!!

Should I get all graphic and turn this post into a Penthouse Letter to The Editor, make it hot and steamy, I should, but...no, not gonna do it. But I will say this to any woman who is reading this. Men, if you have a woman that you know who SHOULD read the following...please feel free to print it out and hand it to those woman, so that they should know. I'm gonna be honest.

First let me say, 'I'm not afraid of no ghost'. Takes a lot to frighten me. The bigger they are, more of a challenge. See, she tried to scare me, ask me in a text, do I know how to 'stand up in it'. Stand up my ass, I ran a marathon on, around and in her ass. Average size woman and woman who are rail thin, take heed to what I am about to say. Big Beatutiful Women, Big Boned Women, Fat Ass Women..there is a reason why they love us slim slender guys. Its like this, we have been training all our lives for women like the before mention. Yes, we may lack the muscles on muscles, the 6 pack, but there is one thing we skinny guys do kinow how to do. We know how to fit into tight places.

Okay, google, 'Boston Crab, wrestling move'. Got it? Saw it? Need I say any more? That move, will make and college graduate, evn from Yale, Havard mind you, a female of course, become a babbling idiot. Its not something I achieve to do, its not something of a move. Its like McGuyver, he uses whatever he has on hand. It soeant work on every feel of that nature, but then again it does.

Okay, sex is just plain old sex, no matter how you look at it. Its what you do before hand, what you do prior to the act. Talk, dinner and watching movies. Talking just about anything. Since I was staing in a hotel, she took me to her house and showed me around the neighbrhood. The neighborhood...think of the most eatern part of Long Island...with the people having little next to nothing. Not all, but some. No aprtment building, houses. But there are complexes. I found out that people there say they couldn't live like how we do in The Bronx, in apartment buildings. They can't imagine having a family living over them. And when I told them that the building I live in is 33 stories tall, with 12 apartment, 1 & 2 bedroom apartments on each floor, they say they can't live like that. Then again, I can't see myself living where she lives, a couple of miles short of Canada.

I will try to make anothyer trip up there at the end of January or before the 2nd week of Febuary. To be honest.. Listen, I'm moving on to this jamaican woman now, in The Bronx. She knows of my trip, but still wants a face to face.