Retirement

Ok, I'm 50 now. What's the retirement age, 67 for men ? I don't know,
either way, that 17 years away...FUCK !!! I don't feel like an old fart,
nore do I smell like one. But they say as you get older, you don't smell
your own shit. I don't want to start dressing like the way peoplee who
are 20 years younger than me do. Nowadays I hardly wear sneakers
anymore, but that's not because its cold, its because of my feet. I need
something more stable if I stand on the 8 to 9 hours a day.

Retirement, oh yeah. Ok my bills as of right now. I owe my Moms 120
dollars, 500 amnoth for rent 34.99 for internet, 10.88 for minutes on my
phone, 20 dollars for XM Sattilite radio reception, and it varies 20 to
30 dollars a month for my sidekick, lets say 30, at 1 dollar a day.
That's my bills. If, I can find a job like in some foriegn country as a
cook, where it all the time warm, I thing I could afford it. Hell right
now, I could afford to retire if I was 67 years old. I just hope I live
long enough.

In 17 more years I will be able to collect Social Security
--michaelchappell