Grumpy

I have to say this, and its not personal...wait, yes the hell it is.
Women, you wake up grumpy as hell in the morning, and you bring it to my
counter. Its probably cause you went to bed grumpy, but I don't blame
you, I blame your husband or boyfriend, whoever the hell he is to you.

My arms are moving, I'm slicing meat, and a customer is standing there.
What don you think I'm doing, take a guess. Yep, waiting on THAT
customer that's BEFORE you. Then you have the nerve to say, you didn't
know what I was doing. I guess every male you come across in the
morning, is the same male or man that pissed you off last night AND
early this morning cause he woke up still breathing.!!! To top it all
off too, you're CUTE as hell, a ten and 12 even. So why act like that.
--michaelchappell

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