Big Girl Summer Huh? Well...

 So, you 'Skinny Bitches' who GAINED all that damn weight over the Winter AND the Spring time are NOW claiming it's a 'Big Girl Summer'. NEWS FUCKING FLASH!! It's been ALWAYS a BIG GAL Period!! 

See, a Big Woman doesn't need to claim JUST one Season...nope. She CLAIMS them ALL and HAVE BEEN for YEARS!! It's just that you SKINNY women just didn't get the memo or even bothered to open the email. 

See Big Women have been claiming shit from the get go. You can tell by the way she walks, talks and the clothes she wears. She IS comfortable in her skin. At the beach.. Let's just say she has no problem letting all the world see her curves. Sure some men THINK they can take her on, but you better come correct and I don't mean with what you say to her either. Because in her head she is thinking..'Okay, I'll give him a try. I'm ONLY going to operate at 35% and take it up a notch every two minutes or so.'  HER on her hands and knees, ONLY the strong survive.

Me..I will tie you BIG beautiful ass down!! I will buy a bunch of neck ties for THAT soul purpose ONLY. On your stomach with about 4 pillows beneath you...think I'm playing, I'm not.


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