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Yesterday I went to see my Doctor..Doctor, can't you see I'm burning burning. About my leg, the left leg...in a cast up to my knee. Filled out paperwork, saw him for a hot 10, 15 minutes and I was out of there. I sat in the waiting area and called my Lyft Ride, it was set up for a roundtrip. But I knew as soon as I touch the app, some funky shit was going to happen. When a Car Ride app says 'Searching for Driver...' Fuck!! It didn't say 'Searching for YOUR driver.' it said it was looking for some lazy fucker who needed to make some extra cash, some him/she along withnoroba my hundreds of others all sign up and joined in. Then they thought about it...all at the same time too. What they thought is..'Hey, damn near everyone in this town and surrounding area have cars, I mean who would be calling a Lyft if everyone has cars?' True that but did ALL of you decided at the same time Not drive people around for money? No? But it sure feels like it cause I can...

I knew I should've left it alone but... I had to put 2 P's in. Damnit!!

First... Okay, I have only told 2 people about what happened to my leg. Yeah, I lied. Fuck, everyone lies. I lied for a very good reason and reasonable. Foremost, I lied to family and friends. I lied to them because I don't want them worried about me. To tell them the truth would expose them to too much about me and my life and life style. Am I ashamed of it, no I am not. It's just that there are certain things, issues, bullshit..call it what you want.. Certain things they need not know about period. Do I care what they think and how they might judge me? Duh?! Fuck right I do, and I think that's one of my main concerns and only concerns when it come to family. Okay I lied to friends..sort of. Correction, I told 3 people. 2 makes and 1 female. One of them, I don't expect him to do anything because the fucker threaten me TWICE. The other male, and I will tell you more about him... He isn't from here, but lives here no and he is a Veteran. I respect him because he is ...

So I turned a round quickly and stiff armed her with two arms and she went backwards and tried to turn at the same time...which cause her to fall flat on her face. The guy with the cane started swinging at me, I run up the stairs and the guy with the bike gets off of it and he comes at me but stops because I go back down the stairs and shorten the distance from the guy with the cane. As I was doing so.. I miss stepped and my foot turned to the left and I went down hard. He is still swinging at me with the cane, I get up and I go right back down in pain. I caught a glimpse of my foot..leg is straight, but my foot is turn almost all the way to the left and the bone hasn't broken the skin, but it might any second. On my ass, I scoot to the middle of the street and he  come at me with the cane and pulls out a knife telling me I hit his wife? Tells her to come over and take a swing at me and she does. She walks away because when she hit the ground her face shattered. All the while this ...

On Sunday night... No, it was early Monday morning and 1:30am. I was sitting outside the house of the house where I have an apaetment, smoking a cigarette when a friend came walking along. No, that wasn't it. It was around 8pm Sunday night and I was sitting outside smoking a cigarette when she came walking along. I thought she was either in jail, cause she is in probation and the last time I saw her she ask me about clean urine. Also, I thought about the 2nd week of August she had to be out of the place where she lived. I asked her where is she going and she said she was trying to go and 'get some money's, which means begging for it. I hit her high one time before and she got hot and horny and I told her no and she had to leave.  She told me she will be back they here and she still had my number, but her number changed. Have it to me and then left. Now.. Now around 1:30am she shows up and she called me first told me to come outside. I went and all she had was $6, so I took ...

The tracking alert means that my bike is less than a mile away. I called the bike shop and then the bullshit started. The guy who is suppose to put 5his bike together quit. Just up and quit. I asked for the next best guy. He says other than the money he is being paid by the shop, he things I should pay him on the side...$400. I told him and I quote:' Fuck NO'.The store manager said I'd anything he will do it. Okay. The bike came in 3 large and heat long flat boxes. It's not a drop off and leave like UPS or FedEx, no. I checklist is for each box and me and the driver both have to expect each price before signing off on it. 45 fucking minutes. So each box is open and the boxes are numbered. I asked for duxt tape some I can tape up the 2 other boxes and..in walks the guy who is supposed to put it together in the first place. Tells me 5hatbhe thought it over and he was wrong. He's here to dona job, let's do it. It took 3 and a half weeks to put this bike together. T...

Some things came up, I'll get to that later. Well, they both told me that they don't care what it is they have to do, as long as its self promoting involved, both are with it. I talked with him for an additional 4 hours, and I took notes. I rewrote everything. And placed all in order. I even wrote out what each of them would be untitled to. I also thru in, you don't put in the work, you don't get paid. One thing I made very clear about too. I am a man. I don't represent all men, but know this... You are a woman, women, ladies...girls. You have no idea what a man likes, you think you do, but you don't. Just like woke , men take in every inch of you with in and under 20 seconds. We, me as a man, I know what I like in woman.i told them you have to prepared to work your ass off and stay focused. To be honest, I don't know in my 'Present Condition' now if I want the problems.

Last year around right when it started getting chilly, I went online and searched within a 50 miles radis for a decent Mountain Bike. Most Bike Shops didn't have websites so I knew what I wanted, and when I called I asked to speak to the most experienced person in the shop. After 4 calls, I found my Bike Shop. I spoke with a guy who he said he was the most experienced all around. Knows his bikes and parts. He said he doesn't follow the circuit, meaning he does keep knowledge of races and riders, he likes what he likes and said he can just about ride just anything and get a good workout. I told him he is going to be my go to man and I will email him what I wanted. He said sure.and gave me his personal email. I had already typed up the email and saved it as a draft. I went to the exit door, he looked at me, I had already was in my email app... I hit send and walked out the door. I waited in the parking lot. He comes running out the door. He tells me...'The Mountain Bike you w...

I'll get back to that after this. Sometimes things work out for themselves if you don't panick and you keep a level head. I told myself I'm not going to worry about it, if it happens it happens... If it doesn't, oh well, next time. There isn't going to be a next time so... While I was in the shelter, I met this 27 year old White dude. DUDE!! This guy could freestyle rap his ass off and I would sit there and listen like I was t listening. One more he asked me to listen to some of his stuff because word was going around I'm from The Bronx. He took out his cell phone and... His flow was 'Stooopid' and his lyrics were... I stopped him twice and told him to rewind and go over that again. I listen to 4 if his... I call them 'Spits'. But what had me all fucked up was his beats. Asked where did he download them from and how much he paid for them. He said he installed an app and made them all up himself. WTF! I knew that was his best shit, no one shows yo...

I'm up this late/early in the morning cancelling subscription that I don't even need or watch anymore. Being on a fixed income you have to do what you have to do. I went food shopping the other day, but not at a supermarket though. People talked shit about me shopping in Dollar Tree, Family Dollar and Diary General. Like I care or even give a fuck. Those stores have what I need and they are close..except for Dollar Tree. Gotta take a bus to that one. As I'm walking to one of the two stores, I pass another small clothing store and the woman inside saw me as I passed and called out 'Hey Michael, can you help me with something?' I stopped because she called me by name and I don't know her from anywhere. About 2 inches shorter than me, bright shiny eyes, beautiful smile and...a nice, very nice figure. As she walked in front of me leading me to the back of the store, she said she couldn't reach  something. I asked her where she knows me from and she said where yo...

Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah, Battlefield 2042. Yeah I purchased the game and to me at first it seems complicated as fuck.  I'm use to sort of kind of playing Campaigns, just me up against the game. Oh they shoot back at me, and they..meaning the game are pretty good at it too. But I started getting better and better because at first I was just dying all the fucking time. I played Battlefiemd 3 and I finished it. Okay, what I call finish. The credits roll and to me that means I completed the Campaign YEAH!! So I started on Battlefield 4. I'm still on Battlefield 4 haven't played it in a when because... I'm at the part where I have to plant a mine on a tank that is driving around and always ses to find me. The machine guns in the torrent, well they find me. Shoot and kill me while I'm in bushes, hiding behind cars, walls AND inside a fucking building in the 2nd floor...MOTHERFUCKER!! I'm about to get back into it again, soon. But Battlefield 2042 is a whole dif...

If you don't know what Battlefield 2042, ask anyone who plays video games and are really good at playing video games. They will tell you that Battlefield 2042 sucks. But what they won't tell you is that they have NEVER played the game, not know anyone who has played the game. Reason why they will tell you it sucks is because hardcore Gamers played all the previous Battlefields and this one, this new one that came out  months ago.. Gamers say it sucks. I beg to differ and I'm gonna tell you why. But first... I purchased an Xbox 360 when I was living in Chat, NC. I got it second hand at GameStop. My very first game was Watch Dogs, paid $60 for it. Go ahead and ask me how much I liked the game. I didn't. I wanted a gaming console and I wanted the latest game that was out and all the TALK was about the game Watch Dogs. I didn't know anything about playing video games and I went all in Balls Deep too.i think I popped it in the 360 maybe twice. I had no clue of what the f...

At 3:50am this morning my 'friend' CALLS me and asked me what I am doing. You know how I answered right? I told her I WAS sleeping, but what's up? I already know what's up.10 minutes later, she text, 'open the door'. I let her in. She is in the same clothes I seen her in yesterday morning. First thing I offer her is a shower. She says okay. Not okay and start stripping down..okay she sits on the sofa, take her shoe off and starts picking at her sock. I jump back in bed for about 3 minutes then I get up and turn on my electric pot to boil some water for coffee. She asked me how come I don't get back in bed, I tell her because you are company, so I'm up. ...then she starts stripping right in front of me. I wash her back, her hair. Dry her off as she gets out of the shower. She walks back to the sofa..looks at it and then gets in my bed. I'm making my cup of coffee and she is laid out in the bed, but I pay her no attention. She tells me she came by beca...

I don't care what anyone says about this man. He's a great actor and person for the matter.  His latest movie Bullet Train...this man is at his best when he gets roles like this. Is he a comedian, method actor...what? I say he's a comedian because when he gets roles like this, he makes me laugh. I just read the whole movie. Reading it was confusing. Glad I watched it.

Fear Mr. Peele, Who would have ever thought that...you're sick! Yeah I said it and I said it because there in my creative way if thinking is no other way to describe you thinking when it comes to your movies. Keep up the good work. Yours truly  A Fan I waited and waited.. It was finally online to download. Then I waited some more, another 2 days. I had to clear some things up. Then I sat down to watch this movie. To be honest with you, I ha e to watch it again because... I don't know what the fuck I just watched. I'm not talking about hidden meanings or Easter eggs throughout the movie... No, I'm talking about I don't know what the fuck I just watched but..it was good.  It was more than good. This movie had everything I would want in a movie. A little bit of this, a little bit of that..add some more of this..okay, add that in too. My favorite parts of this movie are the clouds. Watch thisovie again, and pay attention to the clouds. Probably had the same ...

So I'm sitting outside of the house where I live smoking a cigarette. A side road that looks like a driveway separates the property a Chrixj next door. A Jeep drives down, makes a left turn. The same Jeep makes it's return and a cute woman is driving it and she says hello. First time she came a round she made eye contact and spoke.. When she came back again, she said can I give you something. It happened so fast..and that's how it does sometime, well.. She asked me did I know the Book..wait, The Gospel... I can't remember how she said it, but anyways she starts talking about how God died for 'our', your Sins. Right then... How come she did t say 'my Sins', her Sins. Strike one. The Church she attends is right next door where I use to work. I didn't want to get into it with her and I didn't. But I did tell her I was wondering what that Church was all about and that I would try to attend the next service. Then she took the conversation in a whole d...

I am also on tictok, and I saw something that probably happens a lot more times than most people think  It starts off with this guy walking into a room, a hotel room with 2 queen size beds and there this 'girl' laying on the bed on her phone. The guy is then pointing at her at her and it begins... He says that he flew her in from Indiana. She didn't want to take Sprint Airlines, so at the last minute he cah ges her flight to a Delta flight which cost him $700. While he's talking she is talking saying something over him. He then said he paid for a Uber to pick her up. Took her out to dinner..by this time he spent over $2,000. She is still talking over him saying 'But I didn't come out here to fuck you though, you said you wanted to spend some money, right?' He goes on to say he spent over 5 G's bringing her here and setting things up and you know what it 'is' from the beginning before you got here.' He also says to her..'But I have been a ...

No for real, my bathroom is cool. But you know what makes it cool, the fucking bathtub. Here look... Yeah!! Clawed Doored Bathtub BABY!! Oh I'm not the bubble bath taking one, oh no never that. But if 'she' wants to take one..light some small scented candles...throw in whatever oils she wants in the water. I'll sit there and wash her back, even give her a light massage. But that isn't my issue right now. I need some help. Take a look at the next picture. That's what I'm dealing with. It's how the bathroom looks, still looks 3 weeks after I moved in. I need it to look...something different that this. This looks so...so.., I don't know but so BLAH!!. For one it doesn't look manly, but I don't want a manly look, not a girlie look either. I want it to look like you would enjoy taking a shower..and when you take a bath... You can't wait to take a bath. That is why I am asking for some help where I know I can get it.. Lo...

No, it's not my birthday. I was watching tictok and something came up with that song and now it's stuck in my head. So, I've been in Tagged since 2009 or 08. Don't know unless I actually go to my profile. I remember when I first got in Tagged. I was taken out on a date with a woman who was going to Empire Casino in Yonkers. I was going to meet her there anyways , so she said she is doing something different, asked me out on the date there. I accepted. I don't gamble, but she gave me $100 to play. I tried to refuse, but she wasn't having it. First 20 minutes I just walked around looking at machines. Then I stopped at one, and placed a bet. At the end of the date I had won $1,100...and I still had the $100 she gave me. I gave her the $1,100 and kept the $100 for myself. Took her out to dinner and we laughed our asses off. Then she told me... 'If I didn't have to go to work and be there at 6am, I would take you home and fuck your brains out... But work help...

Being that I LOVE cats... I downloaded the game to my PS4 the day after it came out on Playstation's website. Off course I had to upgrade to Extra in order to get it. I think it would be worth the upgrade. So I thought. So far I'm up to the part where these little bright eyed thingies are chasing this poor cat. I tried 6 times to get away and gave up and switched over to another game. But I think up to that part of the game, I've missed out on something. Like I was doing one thing and it switch to something else, and then switch to sk.ething else again. I wonder if they have a 'Walk Through' on IGN line Call of Duty does. I have to remind myself to check.

About 3 years ago, this woman online started talking to me. From out of the blue. I mean, she started chatting with me online, texting. Then she asked for my phone numbernumber and 8 gave it to her. She calls at lease 5 times a month mind you for 3 years. She is from Virginia, but lives in The Bronx. I'm from The Bronx, but now live in Virginia. She Lives The Bronx, and I was tired of NYC period. She knew well in advance that I was coming back to The Bronx for my sister's wedding. It was her, who suggested that I stopped by and say hello since we never actually met face to face. I said okay. Then a little while ago, she told me in a text that she doesn't have a man, and she doesn't let anyone know where she lives at. I said okay. She wished me a safe trip back to VA and I said okay. Then she called me. She wanted to know what I'm giving her one word answers, so I told her. I told her I wish you would have told me like last night when we talked what you just told me....