Imagine This If You Will.

Put this image in your head, its a broad one. Try and figure out where
I'm, this is all going.

The mid west, open counrty. All of a sudden hundreds, well not hundreds,
but a lot of communties spring up from no where. Brand new homes, 2 and
3 bedroom homes with back yards. The back yards measure 7 car lengthd
long and 3 car lengths wide. For one community there are about 100 to
250 homes, with in the center of all of this, is a community club house.
This club house can hold about 300 to 400 people, that's seated, at ONE
feeding. This means the kitchen is large enough to handle this many
people, thismany meals per day. But get this, its 4 club houses that
look like one. So that's 1600 people that can be fed.

This place is in the middle of nowhere, and its just not one community,
there are about 100 to 200 of them just sitting there. The homes are
your typical family homes, but if you look closer at them, tey aren't
what they seem. NONE of the homes have kitchens, but there are
bathrooms. These bathrooms are just a toliet and a single shower. The
showers look as if no thought of mind went into building them. Ok, you
got this picture? Lets move on.

Now these homes have been sitting here for a while, lets say, 2 to 3
years. No one is moving into them just yet. There are security guards
that raom the area to make sure no one is damaging the property,
stealing any of the property.

You get a phone call in the middle of the day, its a telemarketer,
asking you are you interested in owning some prime real estate at
bargain prices, prices you won't believe. They are willing to fly you
outto see the property, all on them of course. They are relentless. The
keep calling after you said no so many times, but you finally give in,
and you want to see this property.

There is a ticket waiting for you at the airport in your name and all.
You have 2 bags with you and you expect to have to check one of them.
But no, you are allowed to carry BOTH of then on to the plain. Car is
waiting for you with a driver at your final distination. 2 hour drive to
this property, er..community...in the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE !!
Serious, if you don't have a car, you can't get to this place.

The place is like a ghost town, but its VERY clean. Except for the
security people that roam the community, there is no one else around. I
sat down and talked with one of the salesmen, this is the deal. 600
dollar morgage for each house, a property manager who selects clients to
live in the hose. I can't move in personally til after 10 years. If I
die, the house goes back to the government, can't be handed down to
family memebers. I have to have a bank account. All of this to me is ok,
but I have to obtain a lawyer to go over the paperwork, which is being
mailed to me.

Sounds strange to me, but I'm gonna wait and see.
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