See... Here is The Problem

This too was supposed..what the fuck?!!

I don't think it's a problem. But I've been told... 'See, what the problem is...'  

1. You (me) think you can 'talk' to just any woman you want to.

2. ..and for real...you(me), you ain't really all that. You aren't even in the same class as I am. You can't even handle all of this.

This was agreed upon by two women, one 38 years old, and the other 44 years old. Both were invited into my home for a lite dinner, and to watch movies. I asked each one that if they weren't going to come, tell me now. Both said no. Both said they had other plans. So I wasn't expecting neither one of them. 

I want to make it a weekly thing, you know...Sunday Dinner served at or around 4pm. Nothing heavy, but filling, just bring your appetite. No more than 6 people. I mentioned it over the last 5 weeks to about 12 people I know, mostly women, just about 3 guys. Everyone said that it sounds like something to do being that we are heading into warmer weather. Everyone had cook outs in mind. They could bring whatever they wanted, but I'll be doing the cooking.

I was surprised when one of them called and told me to open the door. I don't have a doorbell. As soon as I locked my apartment door, my phone rang again, it was the other one. I didn't say nothing when I went to answer the door, but when she walked into the apartment...it got chilly.

Yeah, I like both of them, yeah I have slept with both of them but... It was nothing serious between either of them, they both let me know this. Both have been over and more times than any, nothing happened. But I noticed if I didn't say or make a move on either of them, nothing would be said until they were both leaving. Something like...'I don't mind coming over and stuff, but I thought you had me over here for a reason.' I would say..'If you wanted to have sex, why didnt you say something?' Though i always want to, i dont want thwm to think that is all i like their company for. Then on the other hand, if that is what they want to do, you have a mouth, use it.

Back to me not being all of that. I felt I was being ganged up on, and the two of them were just showing out. Each knew of each other, but each did things their own way. I sat there just getting beat the duck up, and listening. Being that both of them told me that they were bi-sexual, I did what any man in this situation would have done. I asked...

'Since both of you are bi, have the two of you been together?' Both said no. I then asked, 'Did you ever think about what if...or... Did you find each other attractive?' I got mumbles, and I said what, soeak up. Each agreed the other is 'alright'. So what about now? How about we three get together and...' I then said, fuck that let's eat. 

Oh now I'm a trip, I planned this all along. But how could I, when both of you turned me down, said no you didnt want ti come over. Then out of nowhere, both of you show up, one minutes after the other. I think the two of you are setting me up really. But it's all good. I told them to wash their hands, which lead to me getting cussed out for some strange reason. I told them to make their own plates. 

We were watch the new Godzilla and King Kong movie. Half way thru the movie, I stopped it to gather plates and to clean up. Of course both of them needed to go to the bathroom. I asked were they going in there together. Why the fuck I say that? I didn't mean anything other than women do that sometimes, go to the bathroom together. I was accused of trying to start some freaky shit. I let it be known that if I were to start some freaky shit, I wouldn't have to try, I'll just start it. But they both went one at a time. And when one was in the bathroom, the other questioned the hell out of me.

The 38 year old one first... 'Are you fucking her?' Not in the regular. 'Oh, when I say I'm not coming over, you call her?' No, sometimes she calls me, it's about even. 'Oh, you like them small like that because you can't handle all of me.' No, she has more movement in bed, more experienced than you. 'I was just asking, you are a freak. But it's all good because if you want something, you know how to go about it.'

The other one came out of the bathroom. The 38 year old went in. 'I see why you like her, she does have a nice ass and those thighs...I want thighs like that.' She gets them from walking around a lot, she isn't lazy. 'Hiw many times have you slept with her, I mean if you don't want to tell me, you don't have to.' I don't count, but it's more than I did with you. See, she lives closer, but she isn't always available when I want her, and when she wants to, I'm either sleeping or I'm out of the house. 'She does have a beautiful complexion, smooth...she is a pretty dark-skinned woman. You should have seen her when she was in her teens. Grown men wanted her when she was 17 years old. There was an incident...'. She came out of the bathroom,and homegirl asked her... 'What was that shit about when you were 17 years old, with that 45 year old man everyone says you were sleeping with and he was married?' ' I didn't sleep with him, we never had sex. He use to give me money all the time. I thought he wanted to, but he didn't want to. It stopped other boys my age and a little older from messing with me '

They talked for about an hour while I was washing the dishes and wiping shit down. When I finished they wanted to listen to some music. Both of them are into Cardi B. Both of them were drooling at the mouth over her too. I let them make playlist and I Shazamed what they played and told them I would make a mix for them if they both give me their emails, which both did. 

The 38 year old left first. She said she has to go, wish she could stay longer, but she has to pick up her kids from their father's. She got smart in the mouth and said ..' Now you two can both be alone together and go at it.' I said stay and watch for 5 minutes. She said maybe next time. They hugged it out before she left.

The in that stayed started crying. I asked her what's wrong. She said that that was the first time she even hugged her. She wasn't expecting that, and it made her cry. She said that she is really a sweet person, she found that out today. I can't believe you never hung out with her, even though you are 7 years older than her. I then put my water kettle on, I wanted a cup of coffee. She asked could she laid out on the sofa. I told her take your shoes off and lay in the bed. 

I threw a blanket over her. She said if I take of my jeans, promise not to bother me? I said I won't until you tell me what time you want to wake you up. Since she didn't give me a time...She fell asleep at around 8pm. It's now 618am. She woke up at 10 minutes to 6am, and left at 6 on the dot. 

She was mad as fuck too. She asked...'Hiw come you didn't mess with me, you know I wanted you to.' But you told me not to,and to promise I wouldn't... The last thing she told me was...'Youre so stupid '

Next Sunday I have something planned, something really really special. I'm going to try and go Live on YouTube and Facebook at the same time.

NSFW. NSFW. Cardi B... I Might as Well Get it Over With

I started this on April 1st. I don't know what happened, why I did post. Only one reason... A woman.

Don't say I didn't warn you. The thoughts and expression here on and after are my own. No one has forced me, nor have they placed a gun to my head and made me write this either. I do so and forth on my own free will.

I totally forgive her when she came out and said she used to drug and rob her tricks when she was out there. If I was one of her Tricks..I would have got T-shirts made up saying...'I Was Drugged AND Robbed by Cardi B' I would have found someway to make it an Official Unofficial item also. Hell, why not, right?

I just finished watching 19 videos of her, and grabbed....(let me check..) 53!! 53 screen grabs off of her videos. I have come to a conclusion about Ms..Cardi B. I'm sorry, yes I have. Well, 2 really, and I'm going to honest.

1. I would find it very, extremely uncomfortable being her husband...after about 3 months. I mean her time is money, and you know how most women feel about making money. The last I checked, she was making about 1 million dollars more than her husband. I just checked a little while ago and.. Their combined income for 2023 was over 80 million dollars. You don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to know who made the most money that year between the two of them. 

After I say about 6 months... I would ask her to take a week break, that we need to talk. I would want to work out a prenuptial agreement with her. I will want the following... A food truck tricked the fuck out, the way I want it designed. A store front, turned into a Cage, not high-end, but with everything I want inside of it. Marketing, I want to not be the one in charge, but the one who gets to run things by and thru her for final approval. No one else but me. I want her input on everything anyone runs by her team, but it comes to me first, then I bring it to her, then she tells me what is what, then I bring it back to whomever. 

2. Children. 2 of them. If it's a girl, we go for a boy...and keep going for a boy until we have a boy. I am their father, do not try and deny me from seeing our children ever. If things don't work out... We have to give it 5 years, then you can make any moves you want to. But don't deny me my rights as a parent from seeing my children. No one other than responsible female adults on both sides of our families are allowed to take care of, look after, or even babysit our children until they reach the age of 8 years old. If you don't feel comfortable with family members, but only me... No matter what, when our kids want to see their mother, we can come to you anywhere you are on this planet.

That's that.

After watching her videos, I was thinking. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't go back to stripping. The Team she has now, are freaking remarkable. They are doing an outstanding job marketing her. Wanna know how I know. All those videos I watched, I didn't listen to none of her lyrics. What MAN alive does?!! She could be speaking Klingon...does it really matter if there wasn't any lyrics. All just music, beats? 

Her ASS! Better yet... That ass and her thighs. I don't know what the name of the song is but... Her and her husband are in a pool... She is flopping that ass on the water, creating waves that are... She is at one end flapping it all over the place, and the ripplea are heading towards the camera. You say so what. I say I wish I was at that other end let those ripplea wash over me.

I have had girl friends who did their best to twerk for me. All that she did was piss me the fuck off. I said to myself that she needs to practice for a whole year. I have said stop, mad as fuck too. Don't do that, you don't know how to do it. It's like you thinking you know how to Moonwalk, you think you're doing it, but others that see you don't it are asking what the fuck do you call that? What are you trying to do.

The video..she is down low, hands on Offset's jeans...she kicks his zipper with that long tongue of hers. Her tongue is The Ninth Wonder of The World...with her ass and thighs being The 8th Wonder of The World. Honestly ass, thighs and tongue should be insured by Lloyd's of London. 

You can not make me believe that she does not know how to give a blowjob. I texted my friend who is in Love with her. When she comes over my house, that's all she wants to play..is her videos. She had the nerve to say that she doesn't know how to suck dick. I say she does. She asked how you know. Be aise she enjoys doing it, she does it for her pleasure and not to pleasure or if the pleasure for the man, her husband. I knew if only one woman who I had a relationship with for 4 and a half years who enjoyed giving me head, more than I like getting head from her. 

I never in my life enjoyed that from a woman. The human bite is dangerous. She used to get wild when she wanted to do it and I always fought her off, pushed her away. She would actually get mad and have an attitude with me. Then one day I gave in. She said let's have sex, you orgasm..and five minutes later let me do my thing. I told her, I doubt if I'll be able to get an erec... OMFG!! 5 minutes later...I was seeing God. I felt my insides being turned inside out. After the 3rd orgasm in like 2 hours you would figure I would get har...no, stop.. I'm serious, you are going to damage me. For real stop, please stoooop. That 4th one...nothing comes out. It's so freaking intense, I would get tunnel vision. But she enjoyed doing that to me. I told her it was torture, she laughed. I was serious as cancer.

Whwn we went our ways.. I made a promise to myself that not one woman will ever lay her mouth on my penis ever again. That was in 1988. To this day, I will not let any woman do so. So I know Ms.C.B. knows her shit.

My friend who Loves her... She makes the grinding moves as she does also. But here is the thing... I can pretend she is Cardi B, but she can't even imagine me not matter how hard she tries. I can never be Cardi B to her. She gets angry about this. I told her isn't it a bitch to bisexual at times 

One thing I know for sure. I never want to see her in person or in concert. I rather keep the image of her on YouTube, than see her live and in concert. On YouTube she is perfect. In person, she might shatter my my impression  of her.

Wednesday my female friend and I are going to sit down and discuss Cardi B. I asked her are you sure we are going to speak...or are we going, are you going to act her out. That was then her eyes lite up. Oh shit. 

April 4th.

Well, it didn't happen on Wednesday. It happened on Monday. Nothing happened at all. I swear... How in the hell you as a woman let another woman take you out of your own comfort zone. But we did do the Cardi B thing sort of. She was grinding her hips, and getting turned on just by watching her...and then her phone rang. Odd she went to play Superwoman to and for another woman who doesn't have any grey matter left in her head.

That's it