NSFW. NSFW. Cardi B... I Might as Well Get it Over With

I started this on April 1st. I don't know what happened, why I did post. Only one reason... A woman.

Don't say I didn't warn you. The thoughts and expression here on and after are my own. No one has forced me, nor have they placed a gun to my head and made me write this either. I do so and forth on my own free will.

I totally forgive her when she came out and said she used to drug and rob her tricks when she was out there. If I was one of her Tricks..I would have got T-shirts made up saying...'I Was Drugged AND Robbed by Cardi B' I would have found someway to make it an Official Unofficial item also. Hell, why not, right?

I just finished watching 19 videos of her, and grabbed....(let me check..) 53!! 53 screen grabs off of her videos. I have come to a conclusion about Ms..Cardi B. I'm sorry, yes I have. Well, 2 really, and I'm going to honest.

1. I would find it very, extremely uncomfortable being her husband...after about 3 months. I mean her time is money, and you know how most women feel about making money. The last I checked, she was making about 1 million dollars more than her husband. I just checked a little while ago and.. Their combined income for 2023 was over 80 million dollars. You don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to know who made the most money that year between the two of them. 

After I say about 6 months... I would ask her to take a week break, that we need to talk. I would want to work out a prenuptial agreement with her. I will want the following... A food truck tricked the fuck out, the way I want it designed. A store front, turned into a Cage, not high-end, but with everything I want inside of it. Marketing, I want to not be the one in charge, but the one who gets to run things by and thru her for final approval. No one else but me. I want her input on everything anyone runs by her team, but it comes to me first, then I bring it to her, then she tells me what is what, then I bring it back to whomever. 

2. Children. 2 of them. If it's a girl, we go for a boy...and keep going for a boy until we have a boy. I am their father, do not try and deny me from seeing our children ever. If things don't work out... We have to give it 5 years, then you can make any moves you want to. But don't deny me my rights as a parent from seeing my children. No one other than responsible female adults on both sides of our families are allowed to take care of, look after, or even babysit our children until they reach the age of 8 years old. If you don't feel comfortable with family members, but only me... No matter what, when our kids want to see their mother, we can come to you anywhere you are on this planet.

That's that.

After watching her videos, I was thinking. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't go back to stripping. The Team she has now, are freaking remarkable. They are doing an outstanding job marketing her. Wanna know how I know. All those videos I watched, I didn't listen to none of her lyrics. What MAN alive does?!! She could be speaking Klingon...does it really matter if there wasn't any lyrics. All just music, beats? 

Her ASS! Better yet... That ass and her thighs. I don't know what the name of the song is but... Her and her husband are in a pool... She is flopping that ass on the water, creating waves that are... She is at one end flapping it all over the place, and the ripplea are heading towards the camera. You say so what. I say I wish I was at that other end let those ripplea wash over me.

I have had girl friends who did their best to twerk for me. All that she did was piss me the fuck off. I said to myself that she needs to practice for a whole year. I have said stop, mad as fuck too. Don't do that, you don't know how to do it. It's like you thinking you know how to Moonwalk, you think you're doing it, but others that see you don't it are asking what the fuck do you call that? What are you trying to do.

The video..she is down low, hands on Offset's jeans...she kicks his zipper with that long tongue of hers. Her tongue is The Ninth Wonder of The World...with her ass and thighs being The 8th Wonder of The World. Honestly ass, thighs and tongue should be insured by Lloyd's of London. 

You can not make me believe that she does not know how to give a blowjob. I texted my friend who is in Love with her. When she comes over my house, that's all she wants to play..is her videos. She had the nerve to say that she doesn't know how to suck dick. I say she does. She asked how you know. Be aise she enjoys doing it, she does it for her pleasure and not to pleasure or if the pleasure for the man, her husband. I knew if only one woman who I had a relationship with for 4 and a half years who enjoyed giving me head, more than I like getting head from her. 

I never in my life enjoyed that from a woman. The human bite is dangerous. She used to get wild when she wanted to do it and I always fought her off, pushed her away. She would actually get mad and have an attitude with me. Then one day I gave in. She said let's have sex, you orgasm..and five minutes later let me do my thing. I told her, I doubt if I'll be able to get an erec... OMFG!! 5 minutes later...I was seeing God. I felt my insides being turned inside out. After the 3rd orgasm in like 2 hours you would figure I would get har...no, stop.. I'm serious, you are going to damage me. For real stop, please stoooop. That 4th one...nothing comes out. It's so freaking intense, I would get tunnel vision. But she enjoyed doing that to me. I told her it was torture, she laughed. I was serious as cancer.

Whwn we went our ways.. I made a promise to myself that not one woman will ever lay her mouth on my penis ever again. That was in 1988. To this day, I will not let any woman do so. So I know Ms.C.B. knows her shit.

My friend who Loves her... She makes the grinding moves as she does also. But here is the thing... I can pretend she is Cardi B, but she can't even imagine me not matter how hard she tries. I can never be Cardi B to her. She gets angry about this. I told her isn't it a bitch to bisexual at times 

One thing I know for sure. I never want to see her in person or in concert. I rather keep the image of her on YouTube, than see her live and in concert. On YouTube she is perfect. In person, she might shatter my my impression  of her.

Wednesday my female friend and I are going to sit down and discuss Cardi B. I asked her are you sure we are going to speak...or are we going, are you going to act her out. That was then her eyes lite up. Oh shit. 

April 4th.

Well, it didn't happen on Wednesday. It happened on Monday. Nothing happened at all. I swear... How in the hell you as a woman let another woman take you out of your own comfort zone. But we did do the Cardi B thing sort of. She was grinding her hips, and getting turned on just by watching her...and then her phone rang. Odd she went to play Superwoman to and for another woman who doesn't have any grey matter left in her head.

That's it