This too was supposed..what the fuck?!!
1. You (me) think you can 'talk' to just any woman you want to.
2. ..and for real...you(me), you ain't really all that. You aren't even in the same class as I am. You can't even handle all of this.
This was agreed upon by two women, one 38 years old, and the other 44 years old. Both were invited into my home for a lite dinner, and to watch movies. I asked each one that if they weren't going to come, tell me now. Both said no. Both said they had other plans. So I wasn't expecting neither one of them.
I want to make it a weekly thing, you know...Sunday Dinner served at or around 4pm. Nothing heavy, but filling, just bring your appetite. No more than 6 people. I mentioned it over the last 5 weeks to about 12 people I know, mostly women, just about 3 guys. Everyone said that it sounds like something to do being that we are heading into warmer weather. Everyone had cook outs in mind. They could bring whatever they wanted, but I'll be doing the cooking.
I was surprised when one of them called and told me to open the door. I don't have a doorbell. As soon as I locked my apartment door, my phone rang again, it was the other one. I didn't say nothing when I went to answer the door, but when she walked into the apartment...it got chilly.
Yeah, I like both of them, yeah I have slept with both of them but... It was nothing serious between either of them, they both let me know this. Both have been over and more times than any, nothing happened. But I noticed if I didn't say or make a move on either of them, nothing would be said until they were both leaving. Something like...'I don't mind coming over and stuff, but I thought you had me over here for a reason.' I would say..'If you wanted to have sex, why didnt you say something?' Though i always want to, i dont want thwm to think that is all i like their company for. Then on the other hand, if that is what they want to do, you have a mouth, use it.
Back to me not being all of that. I felt I was being ganged up on, and the two of them were just showing out. Each knew of each other, but each did things their own way. I sat there just getting beat the duck up, and listening. Being that both of them told me that they were bi-sexual, I did what any man in this situation would have done. I asked...
'Since both of you are bi, have the two of you been together?' Both said no. I then asked, 'Did you ever think about what if...or... Did you find each other attractive?' I got mumbles, and I said what, soeak up. Each agreed the other is 'alright'. So what about now? How about we three get together and...' I then said, fuck that let's eat.
Oh now I'm a trip, I planned this all along. But how could I, when both of you turned me down, said no you didnt want ti come over. Then out of nowhere, both of you show up, one minutes after the other. I think the two of you are setting me up really. But it's all good. I told them to wash their hands, which lead to me getting cussed out for some strange reason. I told them to make their own plates.
We were watch the new Godzilla and King Kong movie. Half way thru the movie, I stopped it to gather plates and to clean up. Of course both of them needed to go to the bathroom. I asked were they going in there together. Why the fuck I say that? I didn't mean anything other than women do that sometimes, go to the bathroom together. I was accused of trying to start some freaky shit. I let it be known that if I were to start some freaky shit, I wouldn't have to try, I'll just start it. But they both went one at a time. And when one was in the bathroom, the other questioned the hell out of me.
The 38 year old one first... 'Are you fucking her?' Not in the regular. 'Oh, when I say I'm not coming over, you call her?' No, sometimes she calls me, it's about even. 'Oh, you like them small like that because you can't handle all of me.' No, she has more movement in bed, more experienced than you. 'I was just asking, you are a freak. But it's all good because if you want something, you know how to go about it.'
The other one came out of the bathroom. The 38 year old went in. 'I see why you like her, she does have a nice ass and those thighs...I want thighs like that.' She gets them from walking around a lot, she isn't lazy. 'Hiw many times have you slept with her, I mean if you don't want to tell me, you don't have to.' I don't count, but it's more than I did with you. See, she lives closer, but she isn't always available when I want her, and when she wants to, I'm either sleeping or I'm out of the house. 'She does have a beautiful complexion, smooth...she is a pretty dark-skinned woman. You should have seen her when she was in her teens. Grown men wanted her when she was 17 years old. There was an incident...'. She came out of the bathroom,and homegirl asked her... 'What was that shit about when you were 17 years old, with that 45 year old man everyone says you were sleeping with and he was married?' ' I didn't sleep with him, we never had sex. He use to give me money all the time. I thought he wanted to, but he didn't want to. It stopped other boys my age and a little older from messing with me '
They talked for about an hour while I was washing the dishes and wiping shit down. When I finished they wanted to listen to some music. Both of them are into Cardi B. Both of them were drooling at the mouth over her too. I let them make playlist and I Shazamed what they played and told them I would make a mix for them if they both give me their emails, which both did.
The 38 year old left first. She said she has to go, wish she could stay longer, but she has to pick up her kids from their father's. She got smart in the mouth and said ..' Now you two can both be alone together and go at it.' I said stay and watch for 5 minutes. She said maybe next time. They hugged it out before she left.
The in that stayed started crying. I asked her what's wrong. She said that that was the first time she even hugged her. She wasn't expecting that, and it made her cry. She said that she is really a sweet person, she found that out today. I can't believe you never hung out with her, even though you are 7 years older than her. I then put my water kettle on, I wanted a cup of coffee. She asked could she laid out on the sofa. I told her take your shoes off and lay in the bed.
I threw a blanket over her. She said if I take of my jeans, promise not to bother me? I said I won't until you tell me what time you want to wake you up. Since she didn't give me a time...She fell asleep at around 8pm. It's now 618am. She woke up at 10 minutes to 6am, and left at 6 on the dot.
She was mad as fuck too. She asked...'Hiw come you didn't mess with me, you know I wanted you to.' But you told me not to,and to promise I wouldn't... The last thing she told me was...'Youre so stupid '
Next Sunday I have something planned, something really really special. I'm going to try and go Live on YouTube and Facebook at the same time.
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