Back 2 Tha Army, Pt 8 ?

Where was I, oh yeah, freetime when not serving Uncle Sam. Its like this
from 6am to 5pm Monday thru Friday, you work for the Government. But
there are some exceptions, see if I can get them right. 6am to 5pm
Government time, not unless you have Guard Duty which is at 5pm and last
til 6 or 7am the next morning. You check the duty rooster to see if
you're on, if so, you get cut loose at 1pm to prepare for Sargent of The
Guard Post. That's a Sargent and about 6 to 8 enlisted memebers stand
inspection. Shiney spit shine boots, creased uniforms and haircuts in
order. The Lt., who is in charge, inspects us and ask some questions,
and then the Lt picks a Supernumerary. This person gets a reward big
time. They don't have to pull Guard Duty, but have to stay in the Guard
Shack in case one of the guys gets sick and can't perform. Also the
Super gets a 3 day pass. Sounds good right. But the pass is when you can
get one, IF you can get one. That's the joke. Other than that duty,
there's also CQ and CQ Runner. This consists of you TRYING to STAY awake
all night when everyone in the barracks is sleeping. You get the nexy
day off also. All these duties, you can pay some one to pull then for
you, about 40 dollars. But I was on SD, Special Duty, so it didn't apply
to me.

But anyway, Uncle Sam's time was his, and after 5pm, was yours. You
BETTER show up for first formation in the morning if you go out partying
at night. No calling in sick here, wait... there is Sick Call, but you
have to sign up for that and plus GO. You don't show up for first
formation at 6am, you're AWOL, Absent With Out Leave. You get in some
serious shit big time. Other than that, you could go to Bum Fucked Eypt,
as long as you are back for 6am first formation, which is PT !!!

PT PT PT, we love we love, want more of it. Yeah right, nothing lik3e
partying all night drinking that German Kick Ass Beer, and then at 6am
running 2 miles. Fuck that shit, especially in the middle of freakin'
winter. Ok, wimter, you people don't know what cold is. Germany is
FUCKIN' COLD !!! I never seen, been any place colder, no wait, I went to
alaska for 6 months, TDY, Temporat Duty Assignment. Never do that shit
again. COLD as FUCK there too. No serious, really Fuckin' Cold there.
But that was later, when I re uped for Truck Driver classification.

Yeah its fuckin cold buddy in Germany. Summer last... summer is suppose
to be at leat 3 to 4 months long right? Well over in Germany it seems
like it was a month long. For real, shit was over before you know it. It
snows in September, and you don't see the the ground again until around
the later opart of April first week of May. But just like anywhere, each
winter you get use to the cold, yeah right!! I frooze my gonads off
EVERY FUCKING WINTER !! See I could talk about this type of cold
forever. Let me see if I can compare it to anything here in the United
States...HELL NO !!. Ask any one who's been there. Better yet, watch a
German war movie, in the middle of winter, soaking wet, standing outside
butt ass naked !! That's a German winter for you. Enough of cold
weather.

Since I had a lot of Comp time coming to me, I would take day trips to
anywhere. It was on one of these trips that I met a nice young woman,
but how I got to meet her was strange.
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