The Dr. Is Now IN

One of my co workers came to me with a problem that he is having. I'm
not going to mention names here, never have and never will. He is the
problem.

His girlfriend, and he loves her, is a virgin, and wants to wait until
marriage until she has sex. See the problem? Don't ? Ok, ready? She said
she wants to wait until she is married. She didn't say, when 'he'
marries her, its when she gets married. I said break up with her now, or
stay together and convince her to do the do with ya. I'm sorry, but
having sex is like 75% of the relationship. Excuse me, if we aint
fucking, I don't want to have anytning to do with you. I'm not into just
hanging out with a female.

A little while ago, another co worker, this time female, just clocked
in. Last week, I asked her what will it cost me for 15 to 20 minutes of
her time. Today she told me that she wants a pair of Jordans. Now I'm
not going to go out and buy them for her, just gonna give her the money.
She's a cute young lady with a boyfriend. I don't want and won't fall in
love with her, I just want to make love to her with no strings attached.
I'm willing to pay for her time. See, she came back to me, and told me
what ishe wants in return, sounds fair.

I don't blame some females for waiting until they are married to have
sex. Is this because that they know once they start having sex, they
won't be ale to control themselves, and will sleep from man to man ? But
this co worker of mine, the one with the blue balls, I see why he wants
to get in her pants. She isn't all that tall, she short with a stoopid
lookin arse. I mean, damn Gina!! It just sticks out, but not too crazy.
She has a cute face and I nice lil tight body. But she is giving him
blue balls but get this, from what he has been telling me from before,
he said that he was fuckin like rabbits. Turns out its all a lie.

So ladies, I'm all about sexing. I can't be just your friend, sorry. And
yes, its all about SEX !!!
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