Bob Vila, Home Improvements

I can cool off quicker than I can warm up. Meaning that if I'm freezing
cold, it takes me loner to defrost. Laugh if you want to, that's what I
call it, defrosting. But when I'm hot, no problem. As long as there is
running water, I can always cool off..well I use to think so.

First let me say that what I've been hearing on the radio about this
being the coolest summer in yeaars is a bunch of BULLSHIT !! Then why am
I sweating like a roasted pig at night when I go to sleep? Why am I
waking up in the middle of the night sweating, thinking that a fucking
raoch is crawling on me when its nothing but sweat, huh? Why? I figured
it all out though.

I'm a thrifty type guy, you know that already. Why should I buy curtains
when I know people are going to throw some of their old curtain away. I
just come along a get them. I have been asking around, but I haven't
been asking the right people, my MOTHER. I moved into my place during
the winter time, so curtain were not a priorty. What I have , and was
using was a sheet and a blanket. I like my room to be kept dark, I have
a small lamp. In the winter time my improved curtain kept the cold air
out and the heat in, good. Now that its like Death Valley, the same
setup does me or the human race any good. I went to my mother's house,
and just of the cuff asked her did she have any old curtains. Wouldn't
you know it she had some sitting ina plastic bag to be thrown out with
the trash. She told me to wash them first. Hey, I'm talking about
survival here, and besides, I went to the laudry yesterday and they will
have to wait to be washed. So I hung them up.

You MUST have the tools to hand curtains. I knew when I moved into my
place, I put some curtain rods in my closet cause they were left there
from the previous occupant. I grabbed them, started to take my old setup
of curtains down, but notice that I didn't have those 2 end pieces that
are need to attach the curtain rods too. No biggie, a hardware store
half a block away. Went there got what I needed, and just said off the
cuff again, wait I don't have a hammer. Jesus freakinL Christ, hammers
are expensive, so I didn't but one. I said I would use my shoes. I don't
have a brain for nuthin' ya know. Problem is, as I was walking back
home, I said I don't have a pair of shoes hard enough to hammer a nail
into wood. That didn't stop me though, I got a hammer from the lady
downstairs. Now the thing is that the 2 end pieces don't fit properly,
so I jerry rigged it. If I leave my door open, a nice breeze passes
through. I will see what happens tonight though. I have 2 fans too. Was
told to place the biggest one in the window. But I have this fear that
the fan is gonna fall out, so I'm not doing that.

So far, I have been nice a cool, but like I said I will wait until
tonight and see what the deal is.
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