Blowing off some STEAM !!!!

Ok, its about to get rough here, so now is your chance to back and not read any further. Ohm you're still there, read on then. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dear Customer...FUCK YOU !! Fuck you and the 3 wheeled roller skate you rode in on. Fuck you and you not knowing what the fuck you want when you come to my counter. FUCK YOU !! Fuck you when you cop an attitude when you order a sandwich. Its not my fault when all you say is, 'Give me a ham sandwich' how in the FUCK do I know you want lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese? Uh, ya stupid mother fuckin FUCK. I CAN'T READ YOUR FUCKIN MIND...asshole.

Also. You shouldn't leave the house, come to the store, come to my counter, without knowing WHAT DA FUCK YA WANT !! So, when you think I'm a just a lil wee bit annoyed, NO !! I'm fucking pissed offed. Okay, you guys out there that come to my counter. We are supposed to be the smarter of the two genders, right ? Can't tell when you come to the counter guys. Its like ya left your brains at home, come on ??!! Don't get pissed off when my back is turned, and you get my attention with an attitude in your voice. Then... once you have my attention, then you decide you want to make up your mind with me standing there looking like a dumb ass, and then I'm pissed off. MAKE YOU FUCKIN MIND UP WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED, and then make up your mind. But guys don't feel bad, females do it too.

Ok, young ladies, females. Don't get upset if the pretty young woman has my attention, and while I'm doing her order, she's conversing with me. I can walk down the street and chew bubble gum at the same time. See, the lady I'm waiting on has a sense of humor, is friendly, and knows how to have a conversations. I can't help it that you're jealous cause she seems to be having fun, you can too. Just come to my counter with a smile and conversation on your mind.

I'm not a robot, I have feelings too. I know its my job, but it takes just one asshole to ruin my next, say 15 seconds. Customers, if you approach me after an asshole tried to ruin my day, hell, week, take a deep breath for me, and tell me that he or she was an asshole. It makes me feel like your on my side, but I won't discuss those bad feelings with you. You will help me forget about the previous customer. Thank you

On a personal note. I'm a single, no children and no baby mama drama., so I'm ready to mingle. Or...whatever. I've seen some of the most beautiful females that ever came to a deli counter, and walk into this store. No, seriously, some really pretty woman. To all the females: we speak to you because there is something about you that causes us to say some stupid things. We don't know sometimes what we are about to say, or even saying. Its just the act of talking to you. I mean, I have seen some women that really have me say wow out loud. So please don't get upset when I do say this. Enough, time to move on.
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