To a Dear Sick friend.

I'm sorry to hear that you are going thru some troubles and are in pain.
I don't know what I can do or say to make you feel better. I
know...wanna have some sex? Just joking, but for real, try that.

See, sex, good sex, tha kind thatmake ya holla at the moon type sex,
well it releases chemicals. Ya know about that right? Some one told me
about it when I was having a bad tooth ache. I mean this shit would only
bother me at night. During the daytime, I would overdose on Advil. This
friend told me to try masterbating at night right before I go to sleep.
So, I tried it...a couple of nights in a row too. Toothache went away
all by itself. Ummmm you may ask. But if your pain is so intense,
NOTHING will help it go away.

All I can say is that I will continue to say my prayers at night for
you. The prayers I say at night are for you to go to sleep without any
pain, and to wake up in the morning with less pain so that you can at
leats start your day. It all I can do, other thn saying to you face to
face I hope you feel better. But, I'm not good with people who are in
apin face to face. I tend to get upset, no for real.

When my mother was or is in pain, I find it hard to even speak with her
on the phone. Today she called me to ask why I didn't return her call,
she caled my cell phone. I no longer carry it on me. I tried to tell her
that, but she forgets. All to say I hope you get well and fast. Why
couldn't this happen if at any time, well at least during the
summertime, winter is rough to be in pain.
--michaelchappell