It Must Have Been a "Fuck With Me" Day

Sweetheart...What I am about to tell you...lets just say, they could and will take away my 'Man Card', and barr me for LIFE. But I'm gonna take a chance and tell you the Man Code. Okay, first off you women THINK you know us men...ha ha ha, yeah right!! Us men, we are complicated creatures, but we are creatures of habit. We like the same thing over and over again, we are comfortable with that. Okay, did you write that down, I will wait until you do. It is rare that you will find a man who will and would get upset if he sees you out with another man. What a REAL MAN will do, he will check out you first from head to toe...THEN he will give the man that you are with a certain look. Not a look of 'I'm gonna kick ya ass', no, a look of 'alright, she sure is looking good, right?' type look. Um, but don't get it confused with the look of,' yeah, I'm tappin' that too', not saying that people are tappin you all over Nashville, I'm just saying. Another thing, when said man is out with you and another guy you are, or were dating just happens to run across you and said man, said man is taking in ALL whats happening. You, the other man and all those who are watching whats going on. Mainly said man is watching how this fool is ACTING a fool over you and said man is wondering what the hell you did to him. Any other person would question you about, and after this confrontation, but not the said man, the man you are out on a date with. In his head he is wondering, what sexual acts; mind you, legal in most states, that you performed on him, and said man wants the same treatment. If you have notice, the conversation after the confrontation was completely different, right? Something like that happened to me, and I went straight for the jugular. I asked her what made her so special that this man would confront AND, mind you, want to beat the living shit out of me right there on 125th Street in Harlem. I ask her, so you're THAT good in bed? She said no its not that, that was my husband. Now, after almost becoming a statistic in New York City, that does something to your sex drive, it slams it into OVERDRIVE is what it does. Things worked out, we were together for 4  years and I have nipple scars to prove it. But back to you. Us men also love a women who acts all 'vanilla' in the streets, but behind closed doors, she's CHOCOLATE, and you know what CHOCOLATE does to a woman, right? SO PLEASE TELL ME cause I can't figure it out. All in all, the average man wants his woman to be 85% Angel, and 15% slut, but not me. I want a 50/50 quotation, yep, thats right. Surprise me when I walk in the door after a hard days work. But one thing though, please don't forget the safety word, thats VERY important.

I emailed that to a friend I met online, she lives in Nashville and wants me to visit this summer, just might too.