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 For the record... YOU can pay $29.95 for a BASIC hamburger if you want to. But don't expect me to BUY one for you. Have you lost ALL parts of your fucking mind?!! IF I pay that much for a burger, it better come with a lap dance AND a hand job, fuck that. Then you tell me I don't know what 'Fine' eating is. WTF?!! It's a damn hamburger. I bet your parents also paid for a Pet Rock for you when you were young.